I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
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SUMMARY
I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”
Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”
6 Latest Chapters[ Updated 14 mins ago ]
- Chapter 185 - 145: Male Eunuch, Female Distribution
- Chapter 184 - 144 Extra Assessment! The Shocking Answer!
- Chapter 183 - 143: Gathering of the Nine Stars! News of an old acquaintance?
- Chapter 182 - 142: Epic Level Treasure? The Elite Newcomer of Xia Country!
- Chapter 181 - 141: Two Major Characteristics! Divine Technique!
- Chapter 180 - 140: The Horse Gallops across the Royal Mountain! Red Flags Fluttering in the Sky! The Cherry Blossom Spirit Perishes!
Chapter List[ 185 Chapters ]
- Chapter 1 - 1: Professional Awakening? Nine-Star Career!
- Chapter 2 - 2, Class Beauty Song Chaoyu? Failed!
- Chapter 3 - 3: What the Hell is My Priest’s Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?
- Chapter 4 - 4: The First Profession Ever to Appear in History?
- Chapter 5 - 5: Letting you be my girlfriend is giving you face!
- Chapter 6 - 6 Damn it, Liang Feifan!
- Chapter 7 - 7 The Terrifying Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!
- Chapter 8 - 8: Increasing Skill Proficiency? I Have a Way!
- Chapter 9 - 9: Therapeutic Skills? Does causing diarrhea count?
- Chapter 10 - 10 I’m treating constipation, why are you giving me enteritis relaxant?
- Chapter 11 - 11: Capturing the Priest Guild!
- Chapter 12 - 12 The Mysterious Girl’s Request?
- Chapter 13 - 13 LV3 Characteristics! Anal fissure!
- Chapter 14 - 14: Ambush on Yao Zhixue! The Mysterious Nine-Star Occupation!
- Chapter 15 - 15 - The Horror of Anal Fissure Features! Powerful AOE Control!
- Chapter 16 - 16: Night Watchman? The Effect of Random Anatomy!
- Chapter 17 - 17: Special Items that can Increase Permanent Attribute Points!
- Chapter 18 - 18: Night Watchman Shen Nanfeng? Dawn for nine days, die one day in advance!
- Chapter 19 - 19: Raising Mutant Broilers for Two and a Half Years
- Chapter 20 - 20: Using Shape to Supplement Shape? Using Kidneys to Supplement Kidneys!
- Chapter 21 - 21: Chaos with Medicine! I say Snake Gallbladder, You Say Medicine!
- Chapter 22 - 22: Trial Instance? A Life-and-Death Friendship!
- Chapter 23 - 23: Attributes Soaring! Song Chaoyu’s Reluctance?
- Chapter 24 - 24: Trial Instances! Everyone Joins the Army!
- Chapter 25 - 25 Invitation from the Night Watchman? The Secret of the Change Ability?
- Chapter 26 - 26: Yao Zhixue’s Joining, Liang Feifan ‘s Stakes!
- Chapter 27 - 27: Return to City Scroll? Enter the Instance!
- Chapter 28 - 28: Big Brother, Quickly Draw the Monster’s Attention!
- Chapter 29 - 29 What the hell is this job? One-shot kill!
- Chapter 30 - 30: Brother Cheng, since when were you so awesome?
- Chapter 31 - 31 Selling Roasted Fire Rats! Three yuan each, three for ten yuan!
- Chapter 32 - 32 Can you do it or not?! I invite you to eat a fire rat’s tail-
- Chapter 33 - 33: Yao Zhixue’s Ability!
- Chapter 34 - 34 BOSS: Family, who understands.
- Chapter 35 - 35: Yao Zhixue’s Profession, Dropping Equipment
- Chapter 36 - 36: The Wandering Merchant
- Chapter 37 - 37: Trade? Believe it or not, I’ll explode you!
- Chapter 38 - 38: The Werewolf Heart Without Rank Limit!
- Chapter 39 - 39: Breaking Sphere! The Rescue Plan for Yao Zhixue!
- Chapter 40 - 40: Freaky man? A familiar figure!
- Chapter 41 - 41: Spoils of War! New Change Ability!
- Chapter 42 - 42 Black Sun Church Mass!
- Chapter 43 - 43 Join! Information about the Black Sun Church!
- Chapter 44 - 44: The Reincarnated! Breaking Rank Mission!
- Chapter 45 - 45: You, Use Yao Zhixue as Bait!
- Chapter 46 - 46: Night Watch Captain! Priest Skills!
- Chapter 47 - 47 Night Watchman’s Night Market? Resurrection Technique!
- Chapter 48 - 48 The Characteristics of Random Dissection Technique LV3!
- Chapter 49 - 49: Hang up the BOSS for me to beat!
- Chapter 50 - 50 Brother Ji: Can this Roasted Rat be Eaten?
- Chapter 51 - 51: The Strongest Professionist on the Alien Battlefield!
- Chapter 52 - 52: Appearance! Zhao Yunxiao’s Profession!
- Chapter 53 - 53: The Fallen Ones Ignoring the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!
- Chapter 54 - 54: Bloodthirst Technique + Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique!
- Chapter 55 - 55: Void Fire Burns Mu Yao to Ashes!
- Chapter 56 - 56 1 swallow, I swallow, I swallow!
- Chapter 57 - 57 My Lord! Save me!!!
- Chapter 58 - 58: Giant Thug VS Sailor Suit Loli
- Chapter 59 - 59: Blessing in Disguise? Killing Fallen Ones yields Soul Power?
- Chapter 60 - 60: Breakthrough Tasks? Light of Life!
- Chapter 61 - 61: Acute gastroenteritis instant eruption technique! Awaken, my patients!
- Chapter 62 - 62 LVIO! New job skill!
- Chapter 63 - 63: A Skill for Lol! 1050 points of Mental Attribute ?!
- Chapter 64 - 64: The True Master of Black Sun!
- Chapter 65 - 65: The Black Sun Falls! A Great Opportunity!
- Chapter 66 - 66 Cai Shen: I Have Four Fathers
- Chapter 67 - 67 Liang Feifan: My choice, indeed, was not wrong!
- Chapter 68 - 68: The First Light breaking Nine Days! Night Watchman Fallen?
- Chapter 69 - 69: Commemoration! The Beginner Skill of the Soul-absorbing Banshee!
- Chapter 70 - 70: You’re not Song Chao Yu! You are the Lord of the Black Sun!
- Chapter 71 - 71: News about the Secret Realm? She must join the Night’s Watch!
- Chapter 72 - 72: The Treasure that All Professionals Dream of!
- Chapter 73 - 73: Four Secret Realms? Only One Spot Available!
- Chapter 74 - 74: Cai Shen’s Opportunity? A Professional Clan!
- Chapter 75 - 75: The Second Nine-Star Level New Professionist!
- Chapter 76 - 76: Professionist of the Aristocratic Family! The Emperor of the Hundred War Blade?
- Chapter 77 - 77: The Only Occupation in the Whole Xia Country! Upgrade Skills!
- Chapter 78 - 77: The Only Occupation in the Whole Xia Country! Upgrade Skills! _2
- Chapter 79 - 77: The Only Occupation in the Entire Xia Country! Upgrade Skills! _3
- Chapter 80 - 78: New Features? Are You Qualified to Join Our Team!
- Chapter 81 - 78: New Features? Are You Qualified to Join Our Team! _2
- Chapter 82 - 78 New Features? Do you qualify to team up with us! _3
- Chapter 83 - 79: Does the New Team Member Want to Try the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?
- Chapter 84 - 79: Does the New Team Member Want to Try the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?_2
- Chapter 85 - 79: New team member wants to try the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique? _3
- Chapter 86 - 80: Do I Have a Friend? The Rules Between the Aristocracy and the Commons!
- Chapter 87 - 80: Do I Have a Friend? The Rules Between the Aristocracy and the Commons!_2
- Chapter 88 - 80 Do I Have a Friend? The Rules
- Chapter 89 - 81: The Lord of the Black Sun Has a Daughter? The Dragon Vein, Qjn Zheng!
- Chapter 90 - 82: The Lord of the Black Sun Has a
- Chapter 91 - 81: The Lord of the Black Sun Has a Daughter? The Dragon Vein, Qjn Zheng! _3
- Chapter 92 - 82: Enter the Secret Realm! A Powerful Enemy in the Darkness!
- Chapter 93 - 82: Enter the Secret Realm! A Powerful Enemy in the Darkness!_2
- Chapter 94 - 82: Enter the Secret Realm! A Powerful Enemy in the Darkness!_3
- Chapter 95 - 83: Can Half-Beasts Also Get
- Chapter 96 - 83: Can Half-Beasts Also Get
- Chapter 97 - 83: Can Half-Beasts Also Get Parkinson’s Disease? The Invincible Song Chaoyu! _3
- Chapter 98 - 84: The special beastman troop! Jiaojiao, let go!
- Chapter 99 - 84: The special beastman troop! Jiaojiao, let go!_2
- Chapter 100 - 84: Beastmen Special Troops! Jiaojiao, let go quickly!_3
- Chapter 101 - 85: Male Function +1%! Random hostility?
- Chapter 102 - 85 Male Function +1%! Mysterious hostility? _2
- Chapter 103 - 85 Male Function +1%! Unexplained hostility? _3
- Chapter 104 - 86: Power Surge! Edge of Your Seat Thrills!
- Chapter 105 - 86: Explosive Increase in Power! Cliff Terror!_2
- Chapter 106 - 86: Power Surge! Cliff’s Shock!_3
- Chapter 107 - 87: Amphibious Different Race? Did you steal their daughter-in-law?
- Chapter 108 - 87: Amphibian Different Race? Did you steal their daughter-in-law?_2
- Chapter 109 - 87: Amphibious Different Race? Did you snatch their wives?_3
- Chapter 110 - 88: Different Races Born from Pregnancy? Three-star food!
- Chapter 111 - 88: Different Races Born from Pregnancy? Three-star food! _2
- Chapter 112 - 88: Different Races Born Body? Three-Star Ingredients! _3
- Chapter 113 - 89: Void Fire Burning Body Art LV3! New Features!
- Chapter 114 - 89: Void Fire Burning Body Technique LV3! New Features! _2
- Chapter 115 - 89: Void Fire Burning Body Technique LV3! New Features! _3
- Chapter 116 - 90 Fishman BOSS: I want to create a new race!
- Chapter 117 - 90 Fishman BOSS: I want to create a new race! _2
- Chapter 118 - 91: Zheng Cheng Will be Mine from now on! The death of a teammate?
- Chapter 119 - 91: From now on, Zheng Cheng is mine! Teammate’s death?_2
- Chapter 120 - 91: Zheng Cheng Will be Mine from now on! The death of a teammate?_3
- Chapter 121 - 92: The Big Milk Cow Orc Sacrifice? Kill Another One!
- Chapter 122 - 92: Big Cow Beastman Sacrifice? Kill Another Person! _2
- Chapter 123 - 92: Big Cow Beastman Sacrifice? Kill another person! _3
- Chapter 124 - 93 Li Jiao VS Song Chaoyu? The Powerful Attribute of the Heart of the Earth!
- Chapter 125 - 94 Afraid of Ghosts? Let Me Hug You! The Crowd Gathers!
- Chapter 126 - 95: Special Potion! Exposure of Special Ingredients!
- Chapter 127 - 96: Food Allocation! Attack on Song Dynasty in a rainy night?
- Chapter 128 - 97: Assassination! The Strategy of Luring the Tiger Away from the Mountain!
- Chapter 129 - 98: Besieged? The True Strength of Aristocratic Young Masters!
- Chapter 130 - 99 Poison in the Water? Go to hell!!!
- Chapter 131 - 100: The Bloodthirsty Technique! Bai Jingqi who doesn’t care about his life!
- Chapter 132 - 101: Spoils of War! “Orc Ritual Study Notes”!
- Chapter 133 - 102 College Entrance Exam Content? Radiative Island! Ethnic Cleansing Assessment!
- Chapter 134 - 103: Invading Different Races! News of Zhao Yunxiao?
- Chapter 135 - 104: Power Surge! The Skill Book You Want
- Chapter 136 - 104: Power Surge! The Skill Book You Want_2
- Chapter 137 - 105 Liang Father: I want to know, how did my son die!
- Chapter 138 - 106: The Mysterious Skill! The Poultry Druid’s Equipment!
- Chapter 139 - 107 Is it possible to avenge a nine-generation feud? Even if it spans a hundred generations!
- Chapter 140 - 108: Clean Up the Radiation Island! The Three Pioneers!
- Chapter 141 - 109: “Sacrificial Learning Notes”! Skill Mutation!
- Chapter 142 - 110: The Assessment Begins! The Secret of the World’s Wonders!
- Chapter 143 - 111 The Third Nine-Star Professionist! A Fallen One who has abandoned the darkness?
- Chapter 144 - 112, Jiang Muyun, Enters the Radiation Island!
- Chapter 145 - 113: Ten Billion Jade Shattered! The Mad Inferior People!
- Chapter 146 - 114: Burning the Villain! Encounter Battle!
- Chapter 147 - 115: Brother Cheng, Shoot One For Me!
- Chapter 148 - 116: Failed College Entrance Exam? Inferior Professionist!
- Chapter 149 - 117: Radiation Rainstorm! Radiation Worm! The Inferior Tribe’s Nemesis?
- Chapter 150 - 118: Dissecting Bad People! Repugnant Special Ingredients!
- Chapter 151 - 119: Inferior Humans Seeking Refuge in Blue Star? The Half-Inferior Human Tribe!
- Chapter 152 - 120: Blood Sacrifice? No such thing! Two hundred little boys!
- Chapter 153 - 120: Blood Sacrifice? No such thing! Two hundred little boys! _2
- Chapter 154 - 121: Little Boy Cleans the Floor!
- Chapter 155 - 122 Destroy the Tribute, Blood Guanyin!
- Chapter 156 - 122 Destroy the Tribute, Blood Guanyin! _2
- Chapter 157 - 122 Destroy the Tribute, Blood Guanyin!_3
- Chapter 158 - 123: You’ve Been Strengthened, Go Deliver!
- Chapter 159 - 124: The Trait of Tetanus Blade! The Alliance of Nine Households?
- Chapter 160 - 125 Black Dragon is also a Dragon! Dispute over the Alliance Leader?
- Chapter 161 - 126: Competition of debuff skills! Who is the strongest support?
- Chapter 162 - 127 Praise of the Dark! The Green Snake! Who is the winner?
- Chapter 163 - 128: Holding it in during the competition? I held it in for twelve seconds!
- Chapter 164 - 128: Urgency in the Match? I resisted for twelve seconds!_2
- Chapter 165 - 128: Holding it in during the match? I held it in for twelve seconds!_3
- Chapter 166 - 129: Jiang Muyun? Blood Guanyin!
- Chapter 167 - 129: Jiang Muyun? Blood Guanyin! _2
- Chapter 168 - 129: Jiang Muyun? Blood Guanyin! _3
- Chapter 169 - 130: Surround and kill Blood Guanyin! Perfect cooperation!
- Chapter 170 - 130: Surround and kill Blood Guanyin! Perfect Cooperation! _2
- Chapter 171 - 131: The Third Special Ingredient! The Second Task to Breakthrough!
- Chapter 172 - 132: I entrust my life to the gods! Blood Guanyin, rise!
- Chapter 173 - 133: The Transformation of the Blood Guanyin! The real Blood Guanyin!
- Chapter 174 - 134: Twisted Corpse? Consumed by Void Fire!
- Chapter 175 - 135: Void fire burning! Memories from the wicked! Great Sun Glory!
- Chapter 176 - 136: The Return of the Soul!
- Chapter 177 - 137: New Change Ability! I Dedicate My Blood to Xuanyuan!
- Chapter 178 - 138: Mysterious Soul-Bound Equipment!
- Chapter 179 - 139: Getting Back the Blood Guanyin! All pieces shattered!
- Chapter 180 - 140: The Horse Gallops across the Royal Mountain! Red Flags Fluttering in the Sky! The Cherry Blossom Spirit Perishes!
- Chapter 181 - 141: Two Major Characteristics! Divine Technique!
- Chapter 182 - 142: Epic Level Treasure? The Elite Newcomer of Xia Country!
- Chapter 183 - 143: Gathering of the Nine Stars! News of an old acquaintance?
- Chapter 184 - 144 Extra Assessment! The Shocking Answer!
- Chapter 185 - 145: Male Eunuch, Female Distribution